via laugh-addict
Meet the future
Starring: McLaren MP4-12C
(by Richard Thompson III)
“I learned from a man that’s won Championships over and over and over again that he never paid attention to that nonsense. It was all about a feel for the game and the timing of things and the momentum of things that was vastly more important than statistical data.” —Kobe Bryant
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
My attempt at Virtual DJ-ing. “Glad You Came” by The Wanted vs. “Never Alone” by Deepside Deejays.
“Work was like an-all-you-can-eat buffet, and I was like, ‘I’m Hungry!’.
I tend to get overambitious with what I can do”
(via fuckyeahnatalieportman)
Life-Altering Undergarment of the Day: With a smart-yet-simple solution to the dreaded cameltoe, an inventor named Shannon just might have positioned herself to take over the lucrative underwear industry — her new Camelflage panty promises to “smooth out women’s Labia Majora all over the world!!”
It all started one day in yoga class:
Cute tight little yoga pants, front row, right by the big mirrors for the whole class to check out my yoga poses, and something else… the dreaded… “cameltoe.” That’s where the idea for Camelflage was conceived. I looked at department stores, online for a solution for this problem. There was nothing. There were blogs and YouTube videos posted of women complaining about the same problem “cameltoe,” and how embarrassing it was for them. They were needing a solution too. So, I designed a patent pending women’s panty that has a built in flexible, breathable, insert to smooth out her “Labia Majora” AKA “cameltoe.” Covering the insert is a Sportek wicking fabric that pulls moisture away from your body and keeps you dry.
Available in thongs or briefs.
Everyone’s slow dancing like
But then there’s me, and I don’t have anyone to dance with, so I’m like